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So you have to know my mother to truly appreciate this one. She's a God-fearing lady who everyone perceives as very prim and proper. She is very proper but also has a fun personality with a quick wit. Mom always has a gem of wisdom to drop on you whenever a subject pops up. She's an all-around homemaker, who is an expert in all things home - raising children, baking, cooking, gardening, decorating, etc. She's also a true and talented artist too! This woman has one of the biggest hearts and doesn't have a perverse bone in her body. That being said she's not one to use foul language. I think THE ONLY time I've heard her curse was when I started driving, and I pulled out in front of a fast, oncoming car. Something big popped out of her mouth, and to our surprise, it sent me into laughing fits. A couple of weeks ago, I dropped off my son so I could work for a few hours. As I sit in her perfectly arranged and pristine home, I notice...