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7th Grade Essay Over Tone Starring Donald Trump

So my kid wrote an original story tonight for his English class, and I just had to share it.  Courtesy of Lil' T - here you go: The Menacing, Suspenseful Story of...                                     DONALD TRUMP                 It was a dark and stormy morning… What did you expect? A dark and stormy night?   Come on, I’m more original than that! Wow. Just wow. Anyway, It was a dark and stormy morning. When a group of kids went to Donald Trump’s house to do research for their horror game in the making, ‘5 nights at Donald Trump’s’. When they crept to the house, it had creaked and groaned. Then, the doors mysteriously opened. And when they went in, the doors behind them disappeared. (What did you expect? For them...