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Bar Fight Anyone?

The things my kid comes up with amaze me on a daily basis.  His little mind spins with humorous quips and quirks.   Today, after church, he pulled me aside and said in the funniest voice, " Hey, Mom! Want to know a really good line for when you get in a bar fight?" I'm thinking -  just when does he think I'll get into a bar  fight? But whatever ... I'll play.  So I say, " Um, sure." He then held up his fists and took a defensive pose, and said, "I'm gonna knock your Bud Lights out!" I cracked up, to which he said, "Yeah, I know. Right?  My brain comes up with the most interesting things." All I could think of was that might have come in handy in my '20s. Hopefully, in my '40s, I won't need his comically sage advice.  Have a great day!!