Never know what you're gonna get...

These days my son, the cerebral five year old, is so analytical and ponderous on a variety of subjects. So much so that I an anticipating every word...

Even yesterday as we were folding laundry, which he told me was his job to put every item up...and not to touch any after I folded (he was trying to earn playing the Wii).
When he was making his multiple trips from the stacks I had folded, to gather and attempt his duties...he stopped when he grabbed my underwear. He looked at them, turned to me, and curiously said...

"Mom...why do you wear such little underpants for your big bottom?"

Ah...now what do you say to that? So I answered the only way I knew how...

"Weeellll...I don't want big underpants to poke out the pants I wear, so I try to make sure everything fits."

It seemed to satisfy his curiosity for the moment. I'm just glad I didn't have any thongs in that stack of underwear. No telling how the conversation could have turned.

On that note, here's a funny video for you thong wearers and lovers....