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Monday, January 07, 2008

Buttcrack Blues

I think I may start a campaign in my state for butt crack awareness. I swear--I have never seen so much butt crack in my life as I have in the last few weeks. It's not like I'm looking for it either...it just seems to find me.

...walking on to a car lot to see a potential client...BUTT crack...a girl leaning over cleaning cars...not caring what she's showing to the rest of the world...

...driving down the road... two work men fixing cable on the side of the road and showing...you guessed it---right out the for anyone's viewing pleasure...

...at a restaurant...sitting down for a nice meal...and the table next to us...butt crack...hanging out for all to see...not very appetizing...

Now I know I'm not the only one seeing this people! Doesn't anyone else mind? And believe me, with the lower jeans I've got in my wardrobe, I know I've had a day or two when I didn't have a shirt long enough to cover. The difference is I'm aware of it and don't make any sudden moves to display myself for all to see. And if I did...then I'd say something smart-alec like, "oops I'm flashing ya...sorry" and I'd cover it up!

Anyone else out there have any ideas to let these people to know cover it up?
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